Blood Gnome
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Actor: Julie Strain, Melissa Pursley, Ri Walton, Scott Evangelista, Vinnie BilancioDVD: Region Code 1
Audio: English (Original Language)
Format: Color, DVD, NTSC
Picture Format: 1.33:1
Running Time: 87 minutes
DVD Release Date: 2004-04-27
Audience Rating: R (Restricted)
Studio: First Look Pictures
Movie Reviews of Blood Gnome
Movie Review: Comedy Gold
Summary: 5 Stars
Frank Capra. Billy Wilder. Orson Welles. And now, John Lechago. A finer film was never produced that involves a drug lord, bondage fetishes, crime photography, and of course evil gnomes that have Internet capability. Five stars for campiness. It's a love story really. A romance between a crime scene photographer who's investing gnomes only he can see through his infra red camera and the dominatrix who shows him the softer side of what she does. As the blood gnomes play a deadly game of cat and mouse over Instant Messenger technology(using the screenname "Blood Gnome"), they manage to frame the main character for murder and kidnap his woman all on thier own.
Oh, and there's a lot of bondage and nudity. Not so much of Julie Strain, however, if that would sway you to see it.
This is independent filmmaking cheese at its best. The director and stars play it like they're in a serious movie instead of one about invisible killer gnomes, as is evidenced in the almost humor-free Behind The Scenes Documentary. There's a reference to Bruce Lee's "Enter the Dragon" in one of the fight scenes, but I'm still trying to decide whether that was intentional or not.
Anyway, see it!
Summary of Blood Gnome
This is one sexy horrific ride! When Daniel, a crime scene investigator, discovers the truth behind a series of bizarre sex murders, no one believes him. Creatures called Blood Gnomes from another dimension suddenly appear ripping their victims apart and feeding their bodies to The Mother of all Gnomes. blood gnome is total gory fun! I rented it.I thought it was a fun, campy,totally gross low budget horror film.The blood gnomes were classically horrible and disgusting beasts,exactly what you look for in these things.Lots of blood, killer beasts,and for you guys lots of boobs.The story line was campy but it worked .I heard the producers did this all with very little money and you can see that they tried hard to make it in a very creative way.Anybody that discusses this film should try to make one on their own this good! I also thought lead Vinnie Bilancio was cute and Julie Strain delivered exactly what her fans look for.In summary,the film was totally a blast to watch,I highly recommend it just don't eat anything with ketchup while you're watching. Awesome! Some of these commentors are so rude! They just don't understand....ARGGGHHH!This was a LOW BUDGET film.That monster vagina looked very real in the film and was made out of considerably cheap materials! The beginning is sexy and though some parts are obviously fake, it's a good movie. It starts out horribly filmed but later adjusts to give a more professional feel. And that 'S&M' fantasy of the writer was very intriguing!This is a film for those who like gore, kinky sex, and fantasy. It doesn't have any well known actors and is done with puppets. No, you can't see the strings and a little help with computer animation seemed to pull it all together. There is a pretty messed up idea in it involving the main characters wife and how he found out about her. Overall, I really like this movie and will probably end up owning it. Hey, if you like horror movies with total assloads (pun intended) of nudity, watch it.
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