Bio Zombie
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Movie Reviews of Bio Zombie
Movie Review: I Still Hate It....
Summary: 2 Stars
I love bad movies and I have all kinds of endurance for camp. I love zombie movies and gore. I love foreign movies and I am not bothered by subtitles or badly dubbed "Engrish" as the menu puts it. So it is with a heavy heart that I must tell you to click that remove button and take this bad boy out of your queue. There's no nudity and the violence is on par with an episode of Celebrity Boxing. Are you still reading? Okay, fine--here's the formula: (Mallrats - wit) + (Dawn of the Dead - interesting characters and logic) x stupid = Bio Zombie. I hated all of the characters and actually cheered for the zombies every time they made a grab for them. Better zombie movies for you: Zombi 3 (terrible, but much better than this) or Return of the Dead (campier and more nekkid-ness). The only remarkable thing about this movie is its ability to make me hate it two days after the viewing.Movie Review: Not That Good
Summary: 2 Stars
This movie has a handful of funny moments, but not enough to recommend you buy this. The budget is miniscule, and it shows... literally, you can see the edges of the zombie makeup. There are no scares and the jokes are too few and very far between. The dubbing is where most of the laughs come from. If you are looking for a dose of splatter, the closest thing to gore in this film is the aforementioned pancake-zombie makeup. Other than that, it is more-or-less blood free. It's maybe a worth seeing as a budget rental, but there's is nothing here you will want to see over again that would make it worth owning.Movie Review: Don't believe the hype.
Summary: 1 Stars
Well, where to start? This movie contains very few redeeming features (granting it the one star). There's some clever editing, and the soundtrack is quite fitting for the genre... but that's about it.I have come to expect more from the Asians in terms of horror, having been spoiled with other brilliant titles. This however is a bad seed. It's more or less Bill and Ted (not a good thing) meets Dawn of the dead.. gone horribly wrong. It contains very little onscreen gore (for those inclined), the acting is either non-exsistant, or very overplayed. Makeup is not even on par with what I've come to expect from some of the worst ventures into the genre. Effects, same thing. Apart from a couple scenes there's only a couple of attempts at doing away with the zombies in a clever or original fashion. It's all very weathered and/or seen umptheens of times before.
I'd say... be vary, unless you're particullary interested, or have some other good reason to see it (which thought I had), don't.
Movie Review: Lousy piece of film..
Summary: 1 Stars
This film has blood and gore, but it is so incredibly stupid that Bio-Zombie is not fun to watch. I could'nt finish watching this mess of a movie due to the bad acting and stupid characters.
Watch this after taking two aspirin.