Banished Behind Bars
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Movie Reviews of Banished Behind Bars
Movie Review: could have seen better on TV
Summary: 2 Stars
This movie is trying to show how little April, and her younger sister May (I'm not making up those names) turned to a life of crime; well, April at least.
When they were little girls they had a drug fiend for a mother. Some worthless guy she shaked up with sold both girls for 5000 dollars, and she cound stop him. Their mother tried to stop him and he killed her. (Unrealistic)
May goes to a nice family in England and has a good life; her sister April (who started out hispanic) gets brought up by a US biker gang (also unrealistic).
They kill the man who killed their mother and May gets caught and goes to prison (never seen a prison like that)
I was mislead!! The reviews said there was lesbian sex (NO); it also said that a lesbian warden granted her special favors for her doing stuff with her. I never saw that.
The only thing that makes this an R movie is because there's brief frontal nudity, and foul laungage.
TV could quickly edit that out and this would make another LAME sunday movie.
Movie Review: NOT erotic! I was very disappointed!
Summary: 1 Stars
For a women-in-prison film to be any good it's GOT to have at least ONE of the ESSENTIAL scenes listed below:
1) A kinky lesbian female warden preying upon her pretty young female inmates.
2) An evil, decadent lesbian guard turning pretty female inmates into her sexual playthings.
3) Tough, dominant female inmates having sex with the pretty new female inmates.
4) An obligatory lesbian shower scene.
This flick has NONE OF THE ABOVE!!! It's NOT EROTIC! Yes, there's some nudity. Yes, the casting is excellent. But NO, the eroticism DOESN'T EXIST! Instead there's some fist-fighting, shooting, and stabbing. Not erotic. Why did they make a women-in-prison film with no girl-girl stuff? What is their problem?
There's a moment late in this video when innocent pretty blonde May (Gail Harris) beats up evil dykey Manny (Jenna Bodner), but then declines to finish her off, telling her: "You're not worth it you piece of sh*t!" Well, that's exactly how I felt about this video after watching it. Exactly.