Baller Blockin
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Movie Reviews of Baller Blockin
Movie Review: ...sigh...
Summary: 1 Stars
This is easily the worst movie ever. It's worse then Cyborg Cop 2, Prisoners of the Lost Universe, The Post Man, and even Battlefield Earth. Those movies are oscar winners compared to Baller Blockin'. I enjoy rap when it envolves quality groups like Jurrasic 5, The Beastie Boys, Outkast, and any good rap song from the 80's. But everything else is a laugh. So I rented the movie, with a free rental coupon I might add, to see how bad movies can get, and well, I was suprised. Movie is a loose term since it only clocks in at 40 some odd minutes. Lines are adlibed with the skill of a stammering 5 year old in an elementary school play. Every line is mumbled. Any line that is longer then 5 words rammbles on into a unintelligible field of curses like Mutha-F'er, the N word, and the tried and true F word. Sometimes they mix it up and someone else cuts in to mumble out their line. Though I do feel bad to equate a 5 year old to these fools. Honestly, the little kid doesn't know any better, doesn't know any curse words, and probably has a tendency to pee his pants due to his weak blatter. Cinematography and photography in this movie basically equates to the guy who pointed the camera at the people. There was a total of two thought out shots. Everything else was just point and shoot. They're rappers so I can let them go on not knowing how to use a camera but for the sound editing there is no excuse. Easily my favorite part of the movie happens when a gangsta leader approaches juvenille's father in the movie. If you listen carefully after the music cuts out when the leader approachers you will hear people chattering and such as if they are talking in the background of the scene, but at the end of that mumbling you hear them telling each other, "yo get outta the shot." They couldn't even edit out background noise on the set. Brilliant Cash Money...[standing applause] After the dad is shot you can really feel the emotional struggle that juvenille is going through when... wait you can't cause there is no character development or plot. Basically this was a home movie that cash money made just to fool around and show there friends. But then they realized they have money and they asked universal to help them put it out. Universal said yes for some reason that I can't fathom, and now we are blessed with the worst movie ever. I would watch this movie only to say that you have seen the worst movie ever and that is all. Afterwards I would try to wash my eyes out with Drain-O. Don't buy this.Movie Review: in one word... awful
Summary: 1 Stars
This is truly the worst movie of all time. On the back of the DVD, it lists all of Cash Money's hit songs. So you think that it might be cool, just to listen to the soundtrack and watch all those cool music videos. But no... there is no real soundtrack. There is only 5 seconds of each song randomly played and only one music video, and its not so good either. Then there is the movie, which is so random that there could not have possibly been a script or even a director. You will come away after watching this movie shaking your head and wishing you knew how the hell 'whodi' could be used to refer to so many things.Movie Review: Oh man....
Summary: 1 Stars
This "movie" was terrible, its like 45 minutes long, has huge plot holes, the acting is just terrible, and most of the movie does not contribute to the plot at all. I was not expecting much but I thought it could not be worse than a master p movie. I was wrong, the ending just says "to be continued". Please no more. I don't understand how anyone could possibly give this movie 5 stars.Movie Review: Worse than their music:
Summary: 1 Stars
Oh lord, this is awful, just awful. If you're a fan of bling-blingin' it (ie, you have no taste in hiphop), or terrible movies, or you're just plain ignorant, check this 'movie' out. Personally, I recommend that anyone who watches this tripe immediately views Bamboozled afterwards. It's the perfect antidote to this outright coonery.Movie Review: movie sucked
Summary: 1 Stars
Jermy you are a punk bizzle fo shizzle and need to suck my dizzle. Shut up. This movie blows. Horrible acting and production, very little special features. It is a joke. Cash money is a joke for the most part. shizzle bizzle nizzle fizzle, jermy your'e a f*g shut up and no more reviews for you. Fo shiz..ut the hell up. beeyotch