Baby Geniuses
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Movie Reviews of Baby Geniuses
Movie Review: AAHHH!!! (as in suprise and/or alarm)
Summary: 1 Stars
me and my fellow cohorts thought we'd find a new way to torture ourselves via the medium of motion picture, or "talkies" as i perfer to call them. i started it all with "head" starring the monkeys, and thought it best i end the torture 3 or so weeks later, after such masterpieces as "battlefield earth", "kazaam", and "santa with muscles", by renting "da hip hop witch"(check the reviews on that, and i think his grudge against me is still in effect). but the pain was far from over after we found this "doozy".why was this movie even made? here's all i have to say about the movie.
1-Gene Siskel called it one of the worst movies of the year... and then died later that year(possibly from the movie, we can't be sure...more tests)
2-maximum of 1,000 words, hrmm, i could have done it in two: Diaper Gravy.
Movie Review: Diaper gravy is right
Summary: 1 Stars
This is one of the most embarassingly awful movies I have ever seen. It makes the movies watched on MST3K look like cinematic masterpieces. I work at a video store and have seen several people on different ocassions actually BUY this movie! I wanted to punch them out and put some sort of sense into them. If you buy this movie for your kid because he likes it, you are making a mistake. It is rubbish like this that makes kids shoot other kids. Buy them a good family movie like E.T. or PINNOCHIO. ANY thing but this TERRIBLE MOVIE. Bob Clark makes Ed Wood look like Orson Welles. They say the phrase "Diaper Gravy" not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES in this movie, as if the first time wasn't enough. This movie should be deleted from mankind's memory. Just DON'T BUY THIS EVER.Movie Review: Horrible, terrible, pathetic, and for little kids!
Summary: 1 Stars
What in the world was going on with the minds of the makers of this film? To me, it's obvious that this film was made for very young children. I felt embarrassed that I saw it in the first place. You'd think that a live-action movie of toddlers would be one of the best theatrical movies ever. How can anyone older than 8 enjoy this film? It's complete GARBAGE! The only reason I gave it one star is the fact that this is a live-action 'Rugrats', and also because you shouldn't really expect much from a film that's aimed at 5 year olds. However, they still should have aimed more toward a general audience instead of little kids only. So unless you need some entertainment for 5 year olds, I'm sure it would be anybody's best interests to leave this crap alone.Movie Review: A Written Disgust in 120 Words
Summary: 1 Stars
"Baby Geniuses" represents the second lowest point in the late Bob Clark's directorial career, right behind "Superbabies". It's a terrible idea on paper, and its quality didn't change in its filming execution. The film tells me that it's alright for toddlers (not babies as the title mislead) to perform implausible acts in situations made for them, dumbing down their apparent danger and fatality which should appalled many parents. The film failed for its odd schizophrenic humor: it has many witty retorts too complicated for kids to understand, and physical gags too idiotic for reasonable adults to accept; the film alienates my inner child and my current adulthood. When the toddlers constantly laugh in this movie, I felt nothing but anguish.Movie Review: The worst film of 1999, if not the century.....
Summary: 1 Stars
As a person who never gets offended at anything, I must admit that this film offended me. Rude, crude, dull, and unfunny, it also borders on child pornography in several scenes. The acting is over the top at every turn, especially Kathleen Turner who clearly needs to fire her agent for this one. More than the film however, I am frightened by the fact that I live in a world in which this pile of waste made $20 million and people have claimed to laugh! If this is humorous, what isn't? Not for adults, not for children.....not even for those so desperate for distraction on a dull Saturday night that they would consider deliberate pain and suffering.