3 Ninjas
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Movie Reviews of 3 Ninjas
Movie Review: Good movie for children
Summary: 4 Stars
This movie is a great movie for kids. I enjoyed it as a young child or preteen and now my son (age 5) loves all three movies. It has some cheesy acting but it is overall good. All three ninja movies are without rude or vulgar humor and there isn't any bad language. Adults too will enjoy the movie as long as you realize it is geared toward children. I would say the target audience is between the ages of 4 and 10 and the movie will definetely meet their expectations.Movie Review: Rocky ,Colt ,Tum Tum are the 3 NINJAS
Summary: 4 Stars
The movie is about 3 kids name Rocky,Colt,Tum Tum that are ninjas train by there grandpa.There dad is a FBI agent trying capture a black market salesman but it only leds bad things to home!Actually I enjoy this movie alot because Its so cool kids kicking kindappers butts and fighting together as a team against bad guys.Even though its corny it still a good humor and movie to watch.Movie Review: Satisfied
Summary: 4 Stars
My nephew was thrilled with the movie, and so was I. It was in great quality just like I was expecting.Movie Review: Neat Kids' Movie ONLY With Adult Supervision
Summary: 3 Stars
Before I begin, I would like to say.....ISN'T VICTOR WONG THE CUTEST LITTLE NINJA MAN EVER OR WHAT??? He's like the combination of the Pillsbury Doughboy wrapped in a costume made out of ripped up plastic bags! IT WAS SOOOOO CUTEEEEEEEEE, not to mention the main villain's fat body guard he was cute too!!! I wish I had a cute grandpa like that! I just wanna poke him to death sooooo cuteeeee!!
*Ahem* Anyway, back to my more masculine manly side.....in all honesty, I would have given this movie probably a 2 stars instead, even though it was for kids does not mean the flaws should be excusable. 3 stars is for the cute grandpa. Before I continue though I would like to acknowledge that yes I do know it's a kid's movie and it's meant for jokes, but that aside, I would also like to point out that bad acting is simply bad acting regardless of what kind of film you watch.
CONS:
1. This movie had a lot of bad acting, using the excuse "oh, it's just a kids movie" is bad. I would think that all parents would want their child to be exposed to high quality things. Like if they are interested in music, you'd want something intellectual or stimulating instead of exposing them to rap that have a bunch of black people singing about b***ches and drugs and shootouts. In a way it's the same with movies. There are a ton of kid movies that have great cinematography, acting, etc etc. This movie had mediocre / goofy acting, but it's not horrific. It's still okay, I just wanted to point out that bad acting and directing is NEVER excusable. Don't let your kids watch dumbed down movies just because they're kids.....our population is already messed up because of that idea.
2. This movie had a lot of unrealistic and highly dangerous aspects that I would advise all parents to go over with their children.
a) It is NEVER EVER a good idea to go after people that are armed with weapons like guns and samurai swords and think it is a joke, as displayed in this video.
b) In reality, the boys wouldn't have stood a chance because when you fight, you also have to have weight and strength to somewhat match the opponent that you're fighting, regardless of skills. I know strength is not everything, but it is something. I remember awhile back an Asian man with a very high degree in black belt karate fought a regular, but very large white man in a caged arena, maybe UFC? Anyhow, with all his experience, the karate master quickly lost when the huge white man grabbed him, shoved him against the cage, and rammed his knee into the guy's face. It ended in less than a round. The kids were so small and under developed muscles and lack of weight, their punches and kicks would not do enough damage. So the truth comes out, in reality, they'll get killed, the movie would have ended during the first attack.
c) Martial arts training takes many, many years. Some people learn it for decades without fully mastering it. So the kids learning it from their grandpa and taking on a whole army of gun and samurai sword wielding villains is fun to watch, but might give kids the COMPLETELY wrong idea about reality.
One giant thing this movie lacks is that there's a price to pay for being a hero. Death and pain. Being a hero is not always rewarding, sometimes the people you try to save go and backstab you. I wonder how any of the boys in this movie would react when one of their brothers is literally cut in half right in front of their eyes. The boys are never really hurt or cut due to the possibility of parents complaining, but about what? How reality really is?
3. The ending was extremely unrealistic because after all of that, no dad's going to be like "congrats kids! Let's go out for a pizza yay!" The criminals could have won as well since they had the old man and three kids as hostages.
4. Ninja's are known to be stealthy, so I thought it was hilarious that they would run down the corridor, going "ARRGGHHHHHHHHH!!!" So major frown on that...Also the part where one ninja is like "yeah Frank is that you?" lmao!
Overall, bad acting, mediocre film, completely unrealistic. It's nice to have your kids watch a kid's movie, but expose them to higher quality stuff or they'll grow up to be just as messed up and ignorant as the mass majority of our population.....
Let your kids watch movies like these, but PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY AND OUR CIVILIZATION ....educate / reeducate them afterwards or they'll just be dumbed down by it. Please don't let your kids just watch movies, use it as a chance to educate them on the true facts of life and to educate yourself, not to mention using it to spend time with them as well.
Please stop letting your kids become as messed up as I am. Good luck and have a good day.
Movie Review: Pretty good movie for a little kid
Summary: 3 Stars
I remembered watching this movie when I was a little kid, so I thought my son would enjoy it to since he's on a "ninja" kick. He did, but it's not going to be one he watches over and over again. It's funny how some childhood movies seem kinda cheesy when re-watched.